Howdy

lesbianspacepilot:

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

wizard-lizards:

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

1teza:

TBE - tired bitch energy

lifeinpoetry:

Some nights I wake
and everything hurts
a little. It is
amazing how long
a ruined thing
will burn. 

—  Paul Guest, from “1987,” published in Poem-a-Day

teamnowalls:

pochowek:

pochowek:

where is “p diddy calls bjork”

a goddamn masterpiece

thesnadger:

powerfrog:

y’all out here in 2017 saying ‘spoopy’ on some thin ice with god

Look if you have another word that perfectly captures the concept of “horror flavored but specifically in a way that is intended to be silly and not actually scary, that also evokes a strong feeling of nostalgia associated with childhood experiences of Halloween” I’m all ears motherfucker.

Creppy

How are you doing, my pet?

Have I domesticated you yet?

Follow me

Into our comfortable hell

The one that only we know, so well

thecutoff:

You gotta lay on her titties and feel her heart beating for you.